Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Agent 47.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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