- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why can't jokes spit?

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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