- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

your face

knock knock whose there? my penis.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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