- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

being sober in a bar fight

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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