- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

who's a slut... you're mom

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

A paralysed man falls over.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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