- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Tall asians

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

I like touching my boobs

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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