Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Kevin and Ramin

Arrow in the Knee!

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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