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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

I like touching my boobs

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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