- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

the holocaust

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

A black student graduated High School

Cancer.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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