- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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