- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

The Female Orgasm

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

I like touching my boobs

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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