- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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