why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Skrillex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

woman's rights

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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