Your mom.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

when debbie meets downer

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Albert your flies undone.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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