What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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