Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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smell the vitamin C

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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