What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

woman's rights

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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