Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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