- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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