- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

robin, get in the car.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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