- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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