why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

guest what i love pancakes

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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