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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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