- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

mikey is cute

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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