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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Penis chickens

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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