- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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