- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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