knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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all jokes aside...

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Albino African Americans

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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haha

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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