person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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rarw

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Morning wood.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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I once did something.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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penis

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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A women in the kitchen.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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