- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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