Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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