- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Bad grammers.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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