Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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you just read an anti-joke

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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