what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's a joke? Funny

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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i lost the game

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Blacks

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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