- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

The Charlotte Bobcats

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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