- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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