- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Penis

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Rylan Clark

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

I hate long jokes -_-

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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