A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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