Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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What? Why?

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Manchester City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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