Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

How old are you? 7

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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