What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Get up Look in the mirror

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did death say to life? Go die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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