What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Manchester City

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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