How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Testicles.

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A man was shot. He died.

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PENIS

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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were you expecting a joke

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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