- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

TRICERATOPS!

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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