Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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what has genitial warts? me

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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