- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.