Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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