What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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there was once a jew

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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