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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Steve Jobs is alive.

SUCK MY NUTS

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Neither have I

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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