- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Anthony sucks

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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