- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abortion.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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