Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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