What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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