Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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I am a women

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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