- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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