- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

being sober in a bar fight

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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