- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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