whats funnier than 24? 25

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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