- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

How old is your mom Dead

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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