- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

su algato es en fuego

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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