- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Banana Hamock.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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