- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

poop.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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