- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Get up Look in the mirror

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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