- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is a jew in space? Dead

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