What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

[Set up] [No punch line]

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

I like school Said no one ever.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Justin Bieber.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's a joke? Funny

Caolan and Eamon

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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