- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Granny porn!

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Whats white? A fridge

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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