- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Shea's sty....

what goes boo a sock

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Hail Heetluh

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??