- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

binladin walks into the american seals

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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