Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Jersey Shore.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Antijokes...

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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