- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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