That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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the WNBA

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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