What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Albert your flies undone.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Praise Paisley

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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