what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

non poop

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

woman's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Roses are flowers.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's 9+10? 19

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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