- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

there once was a black man who played basketball

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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