Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Penis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Apple juice.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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