- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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