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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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