What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

im watching you..

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Then none of us want to be right.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

I'm so punny.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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