- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Women's Rights

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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