Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

su algato es en fuego

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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