What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

whats my name? Matt

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's your guys names?

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

what kind of dog can tiptoe

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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