why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Womens rights.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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