What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

what kind of dog can tiptoe

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's your guys names?

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

whats my name? Matt

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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