- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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