- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, I went to Peru.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Sex vagina. lol.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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