- Anti Joke

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.