- Anti Joke

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

batman has diarrhea

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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