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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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