BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

dat shoe shine tho

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

42

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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