- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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