- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

can you pass the soap?

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Chuck Norris.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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