What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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roses are red violets are blue

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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