- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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