you suck

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

A storm be brewin!

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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