- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

did you stub your toe?

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Well this is pointless.....

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Knock knock

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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