What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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boobs!

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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