- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?