- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

ewrg

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

I had friends on the Death Star.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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