Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

XD Jackass.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

did you stub your toe?

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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