Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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