- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Womens basketball

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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