- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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