The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

25.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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