- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

u suck

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Robin, get in the batmobile

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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