- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

I am a mime

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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