- Anti Joke

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr