What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Albert your flies undone.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Roses are blue Colton is gay

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What's two plus two? Window

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Womens rights

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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