- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

i killed my family

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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