- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Women's rights.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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