Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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