How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

You know whats funny Aids

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

once you go black your credit goes wack

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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