What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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whos district champs not JM

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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GONNA

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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