- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Flowers are colors Love me

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

can you pass the soap?

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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