- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

3 like an eel

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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