- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

wael.. nuff said

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Today is March 22.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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