A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Canadians

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A seal walks into a club.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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You have friends

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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su algato es en fuego

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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