What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What would u like to drink?

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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