- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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