Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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weston cage

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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