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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

YO FACE

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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