What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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ur gey

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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