Blacks

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Justin Bieber.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

sky's sty

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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