Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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