- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

your life

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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