What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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you gay?

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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