there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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