What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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well now

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Davey Peterson.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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No soup for you!

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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