A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

sky's sty

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

can you pass the soap?

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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