- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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