- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Skrillex.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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