- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

CHORGLUND

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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