what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Flowers are colors Love me

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

can you pass the soap?

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

360 NO SCOPE

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