Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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