- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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