- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Guest what? Dog

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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