Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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CHORGLUND

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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