A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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