Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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2 + 2 = 4

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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OIO

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bangers and mash?

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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