if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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