What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Long joke Your such a downey

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

an ethopian thanksgiving

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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