Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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i found waldo.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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