An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

How old are you? 7

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

8===D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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