Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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How would you rule?

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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