I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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