- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I have a horse.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Anthony sucks

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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