- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What's blue? The sky.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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