- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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