Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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im gay

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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