- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Make me famous

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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