What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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black people

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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punchline below punchline above

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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