A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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all the kids had fun

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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