- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

im gay

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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