- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Your mother is average.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

rocky is here again.......................

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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