- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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