- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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