- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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