what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Anti Joke

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