- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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