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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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