Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

adam hodgson !

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Jesse gets so many ladies

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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