- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Long joke Your such a downey

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Roses are blue Colton is gay

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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