What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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