- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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