A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

A man buys a prius

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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