- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

no

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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