Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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