A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Women's rights

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What's your guys names?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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