- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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