- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Charlie Sheen

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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