What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Women's Rights

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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