- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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