- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A hill billy went fishing

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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