- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Patriarchy.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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