What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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