- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Guest what? Dog

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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