What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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