- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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