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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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