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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute