how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Blacks

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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