why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Asians.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Joesph Triphook.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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