- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

YOLO You only like Oreos

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

I'm Batman.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Sex vagina. lol.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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