Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Weed.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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